worst week ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahhhhhhhh!
just a bunch o crusty old drama
exept yesterday me and finn did go back in time.... im sexi
who has ever liked butter off the popcorn bag?? i no i hav
random chiz
i like dinocorns
i hate p.e
i love mhmhmh
i storngly dislike work
and so on and so forth ..
ummmm
here are some stuff for facebook...hehehe
Step 1 – Choose a friend.
Step 2 – ‘Like’ everything of their profile including pictures, wall posts, comments, etc.
Step 3 – Every time you ‘Like’ something, delete it straight after.
Step 4 – Your friend will get loads of notifications!
PLEASE – put this as your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by a dragon. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn’t know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won’t copy this because they have already been eaten by a dragon. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post this important message.
!!!WARNING!!! Facebook are planning to start scanning your brain for private information through your computer monitor. To stop this from happening, go to Kitchen –> Cabinets –> Upper Right Drawer –> then REMOVE the box that says ‘Aluminum Foil’. Wrap all foil around your head. Copy and paste into your status to warn all friends!
As of today, Facebook will automatically start moving the Earth closer to the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings –> Planetary Settings –> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says ‘Apocalypse’. Facebook kept this one quiet! Copy and paste this onto your status to spread the word!
URGENT FACEBOOK UPDATE: As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to settings, then privacy, then meals. Click the small X in the top right corner of your screen to prevent the employees of Facebook from eating your beloved children and pets. Copy this to your status to warn your friends!
Tripping and falling into the bath tub is more common than you might care to think. A recent ASFB poll shows that a shocking 89% of Americans have either fallen, or know someone who’s fallen into a bath tub. It’s time to let the world know of this impending crisis. Repost this as your status for at least 1 hour to show your support for bath tub fall victims. We shall be silent no longer.
figured out why it’s so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking… because those men already have boyfriends!
stuff with me and finn
You’re the hot to my chocolate, the grass to my ground, the cone to my
I believe
Friends are those that will tolerate you when you’re throwing tantrums, cry when you cry, laugh when you laugh, and those that will never leave you no matter what.
A TRUE FRIEND IS: someone who cares about what you have to say, who worries about you when you’re away, who loves you for who you are and who will protect u at all costs.
We’re not really sisters, but we’re sisters of the
A true friend thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.
Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behind your back.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
now back to fb funny stuff :)
April Fools Day: the one day where every girl is pregnant.
wants to remind everyone to poke holes in your cat before you put it in the microwave.
is quitting drinking today… April Fools!
is on watch for any high jinks, horseplay and/or shenanigans today. Don’t even think about it.
is not taking any “serious” Facebook status updates seriously today.
Facebook + April Fools Day = should be interesting.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
has been caught violating parole again… may not be able to update Facebook status for a while
won $750,000 on a scratchcard last night, no more work for me!!!!
you can’t fool a fool!
unizebras!!!
if my house is clean, it means that Facebook is broken
One day my prince charming WILL come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
will not be responsible for her actions if she doesn’t get some chocolate soon.
There was
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts… Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
keeps hearing that the right person will come along… I think mine got hit by a truck.
Facebook: A place where all of your past mistakes will eventually try to befriend you.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Constipated people just don’t give a crap.
There’s a
Roses are red, violets are blue, cupids are gay and so are you!
One day my prince charming WILL come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Happy Singles Awareness Day!
–^v–^v–^v–^v-_____^v–^v–^v– For a second there, I was bored to death
► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
is Loading haters ████████████ 99%
Funny Sarcastic Excuses To Use On Facebook Comments & Wall Posts
Stuck for an excuse to get out of something that your friends asking you to do? Try using one of these funny sarcastic excuses on your facebook. Post them on a comment or on your friends walls. You’ll be sure to make your facebook friends laugh!
- really wish I could but, I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
- really wish I could but, I changed the lock on my door and now I can’t get out.
- really wish I could but, I have to floss my cat.
- really wish I could but, I want to spend more time with my blender.
- really wish I could but, I’m teaching my ferret to yodel.
- really wish I could but, I swallowed my
gold crown this morning, and I have to wait here until it comes out the other end. - really wish I could but, I have to stay home and wash my tongue.
- really wish I could but, I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
- really wish I could but, My patent is pending.
- really wish I could but, I’m worried about my vertical hold.
- really wish I could but, I have to fulfill my potential.
- really wish I could but, I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
- really wish I could but, I have to answer all of my “occupant” letters.
- really wish I could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
- really wish I could but, My yucca plant is feeling yucky.
- really wish I could but, I have to rotate my crops.
Funny & Witty April Fools Day Status Updates For Facebook
Post one of these funny status updates on your facebook page on April Fools Day and make your friends laugh! On April Fools day there will be loads of silly status ideas on facebook, lots of your fb friends will be trying to fool each other with fake status updates. If you want to post a more witty, clever and funny status, try one of these. Maybe you’ll get an idea for a funny status update from these ones.
April Fools Day: the one day where every girl is pregnant.
wants to remind everyone to poke holes in your cat before you put it in the microwave.
is quitting drinking today… April Fools!
is on watch for any high jinks, horseplay and/or shenanigans today. Don’t even think about it.
is not taking any “serious” Facebook status updates seriously today.
Facebook + April Fools Day = should be interesting.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
has been caught violating parole again… may not be able to update Facebook status for a while
won $750,000 on a scratchcard last night, no more work for me!!!!
you can’t fool a fool!
me and finny :)
You’re the hot to my chocolate, the grass to my ground, the cone to my
I believe
Friends are those that will tolerate you when you’re throwing tantrums, cry when you cry, laugh when you laugh, and those that will never leave you no matter what.
A TRUE FRIEND IS: someone who cares about what you have to say, who worries about you when you’re away, who loves you for who you are and who will protect u at all costs.
We’re not really sisters, but we’re sisters of the
A true friend thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.
Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behind your back.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
okie done for tht now back to funny
How To Frape Your Facebook Friends – Best & Funniest Fraping Ideas
Fraping – The Act of hijacking one’s Facebook account without their consent and publishing outrageous things.
The Top 10 Ways To Frape:
- Post a funny/embarrassing status.
- Change the victim’s details including their name, date of birth, political views, marital status, sexual orientation, religious views, hometown and any other information you can edit.
- ‘Like’ everything on their news feed including statuses, comments, pages and groups.
- Write embarrassing comments on statuses on the news feed.
- Chat to their friends using facebook chat, making sure you say weird and embarrassing things.
- Write weird and embarrassing comments on the victim’s family’s pages.
- Join lots of weird and funny groups.
- Change your frape victim’s password.
- Upload an outrageous photo for their display picture.
- Add 100′s of people (works best if they’re from a different country)
No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk… I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?
okie i think im done for now
hehaha
im in a horrible mood :(
stay weird yall
toodles?
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