kool bus stops!

look at all theis bus stops!

 

Happy mumsly day!!

OMG omg!
Happy mothers day!! Ily mom!

I know mothers day was yesterday but me hadno time to post. Well I am thankful for having a mom. Sometimes we get in fights but I will always love her. Some people out their don't have moms or their moms abuse them. Do you should be thankful every second u r with her. Even if she won't let you do something remeber he is just doing it bc she loves you. Spend every second with her like it's the last.I love you mom! Comment why ou love your mothers and what u got her for mothers day

I got my mom the giant spa basket with some made stuff ..
-kool shaped soap
-homemade body wash
-sunless tan
-homemade lotion
-homemade hand santizer
-Sea shells
-pretty flowers
-tissue paper cheery blossom
-massage lotion
-for scrub
-ect.

I'm also working on this other thing. I will post why it us nice she gets it
Well here are some pics. Happy ...
Mum
mom
Mumsly
Mother
Musharraf
Muja
Ect
Day!

















unizebras!!!

Whoa dude man!

Im on meh iPod!!! I haven't posted a real long post in a while. Well I'm bored. I'm doin homework. ON JAPAN!! I just tryed to capitalize the space :P. I love Swiss cake rolls. Num num nun. One two twelve baby Jesus in a well ... Ling story. Ahh I didn't make cheer bc my graded where to low :( y am I so stupid. *crystal into pillow*
tht is the only reason I didn't make it. Well later I'm gonna post some of my drawing pics. Read this funny thing-

(warning! Children under the age not in middle skool can not read)
Okie so a mom took her son to a bar. At the bar theis teens were "kadoodleing". This kids asked what they were doing and the mom Sao they were baking a cake. Then they went to the zoo and 2 zebras were kadoodleing. The kid asked what they were doing and the mom said baking a cake. The next day the kid went up to his mom and said I no u and dad were baking a cake last night. And she said how do you think that. And the kid goes bc I licked the icing of the sofa.

Groddyyyyy the kid is gonna get STDs!! kadoodleing is me and Olivias word for ..
-doing the nasty
-playing leapfrog
-having "fun"
-making "love"
Ect.

Hehe in weird
Well here's a pic bye ily!! ;D

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPKvv7gHQ876Lolwc_DJhV-kRi4_z9KZRqnIXStgYhaXFhDuonyQ

Oops one sec

unizebras!!!

Sittin in allies car with her drickin milkshakes. r we driving? no. we r just in her talkin cause we got nothin better to do. haha...yup
nevermind...

Bah! i didnt make cheer. :'( ill try again. BUT they accepted 3 HORRIBBLE ppl. they cant even do a toe touch! ahh! bye
nevermind...

omg! omg! omg! leaving cheer tryouts now! im nervous but i did good! i smiled! was loud! and perfect toe touch!panthers! 2 more hrs!aah gtg bi!
S&A&L-FtrChrLdr

Cheer tryouts!! meh, finn, and allie- next rsms cheerleaders! woo! wish me luck 4 rest of week! i ruled today! we did a pretty good job!ily bye
I.LOVE.LEILA!<3

HOLY WOW! on disney for the fann picked suit life thingy for an example of signing the yearbook it said sarah
12! tht meh! kool. im sick tho. bye
You Forgot

just taught my fran allie to ride her bike! wo! i learned when i was in 5th grade going to 6th and shes in 6th now so were kinda on the same page lol :P.

Whoa! thts a weird freckle! wait... thts chocolate ... *lick*
yum! ahh cheerleading tryouts next weeks! precticing wit finn and allie. bye!
You Forgot <|3

Happy Easter!

happy Easter child's!! Did the Easter bunny come!?! I was sleeping over at Finns house he came and brought meh toothpaste. Omg girl! Then I went to church wot her. Omg. I got a sketch pad and I'm drawing anime. I'm Doing a sloppy copy and for a sloppy copy it's not TOO bad. Yup yup yupp. Well. If u read this post comment. Every tome u read it COMMENT. I saw two dead squirelles on the side of the road today to meh and my fran had an over the phone texting wise funeral for them. And I bought stuff at wal Mart. O meh and Finn went around wal Mart acting crazy yester afternoon. Will write bout tht l8r. It's l8 and I'm ores. Ily all! Merry ch- er happy Easter .... Heh heh... Byr

Unizebras!!!

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Whoa! Haven't posted post I a while. Whoa good new!!! I got a new iPod!!! Yaya!! But I'm still in a horrible mood :/. Keeping up with te schitzofrenics! Coming soon! Mer. It's super natural. Extrachorletial. (sp?) kiss me ki ki kiss me. Ahh I love tht pang. Urg I hate being single. I'm a single pringle .. but u cam change tht lol jk no body likes meh. I'm soo bored. Bah. Well yeah... Bye I guess

unizebras!!!

new daily horoscope thing: You could be tempted to throw caution to the winds and take a risk today. Be realistic. The time has not yet come to act.

How do you do a dinosaur text picture? i new but i 4got. comment any text pics u can do and dino. thx!bye :)
example. __/\_\O/__ (shark attack)
ImInLoveW/AJerk

ahhhh! i left my binder with the anime pics i was gonna drawat skool! & i was gonna print more but we r outta ink! its gonna be 4evr till we get more ink! ahh!

queen of the fools!

Michael ( the merface) kept on hitting me with dogeballs in p.e.! mer! happy april fools day! will say more of the fools today l8r when on computer
Iluvajerk
ikay now me on computer! well i got my ipod fixed! april fools! im like the quen of april fools. one year i came to skoll with cruches adn a cas. i "got hit by a car." today i came in with a wrap around my wrist. i tricked like 50 ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also in science we were talking about april fools then rickey goes " what is the date" and im like " its april 2nd" and mrs. swanson laughed cause im just tht funny!! and i got candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!im listening to friday!!! i love this song!! bahah
well i also put stuicky note in...
danieele
haley
elizabeth
alyssa
leila
and diana's
lockers!

well dur dfe dur de dur!
cheese cutlites
its spring break!! exept im doing nothign exeot grudge weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phillipiANS BUILD TURTLE FENCES!!
the one post about utube vids... keep on checking up on tht one bc i had new videos!
im about to noww~~!~!~\
well bye
ily
april fools
april fools for the april fools
april fools for the april foold that is fooling the april!!!
ahh now im cunfused bye

Quick post from fone. when i was shaving today, i got a big gash in my leg and wont stop bleeding and hurts. o i watched speed. yup well night!
ImInLoveW/AJerk

worst Week EVER

ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! havent posted in forever well today and last week together created the
worst week ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahhhhhhhh!
just a bunch o crusty old drama
exept yesterday me and finn did go back in time.... im sexi
who has ever liked butter off the popcorn bag?? i no i hav
random  chiz
i like dinocorns
i hate p.e
i love mhmhmh
i storngly dislike work
and so on and so forth ..
ummmm
here are some stuff for facebook...hehehe

Step 1 – Choose a friend.
Step 2 – ‘Like’ everything of their profile including pictures, wall posts, comments, etc.
Step 3 – Every time you ‘Like’ something, delete it straight after.
Step 4 – Your friend will get loads of notifications!

PLEASE – put this as your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by a dragon. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn’t know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won’t copy this because they have already been eaten by a dragon. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post this important message.
!!!WARNING!!! Facebook are planning to start scanning your brain for private information through your computer monitor. To stop this from happening, go to Kitchen –> Cabinets –> Upper Right Drawer –> then REMOVE the box that says ‘Aluminum Foil’. Wrap all foil around your head. Copy and paste into your status to warn all friends!
As of today, Facebook will automatically start moving the Earth closer to the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings –> Planetary Settings –> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says ‘Apocalypse’. Facebook kept this one quiet! Copy and paste this onto your status to spread the word!
URGENT FACEBOOK UPDATE: As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to settings, then privacy, then meals. Click the small X in the top right corner of your screen to prevent the employees of Facebook from eating your beloved children and pets. Copy this to your status to warn your friends!

Tripping and falling into the bath tub is more common than you might care to think. A recent ASFB poll shows that a shocking 89% of Americans have either fallen, or know someone who’s fallen into a bath tub. It’s time to let the world know of this impending crisis. Repost this as your status for at least 1 hour to show your support for bath tub fall victims. We shall be silent no longer.
figured out why it’s so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking… because those men already have boyfriends!
stuff with me and finn

You’re the hot to my chocolate, the grass to my ground, the cone to my ice cream. You’re the petal to my rose and most of all you’re the Best to my friend
I believe God has many angels, which is the kind that heaven sends … I am surrounded by angels but I call them friends.
Friends are those that will tolerate you when you’re throwing tantrums, cry when you cry, laugh when you laugh, and those that will never leave you no matter what.
A TRUE FRIEND IS: someone who cares about what you have to say, who worries about you when you’re away, who loves you for who you are and who will protect u at all costs.
We’re not really sisters, but we’re sisters of the heart, and nothing shall ever tear our friendship apart!
A true friend thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.
Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behind your back.



Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
now back to fb funny stuff :)

April Fools Day: the one day where every girl is pregnant.
wants to remind everyone to poke holes in your cat before you put it in the microwave.
is quitting drinking today… April Fools!
is on watch for any high jinks, horseplay and/or shenanigans today. Don’t even think about it.
is not taking any “serious” Facebook status updates seriously today.
Facebook + April Fools Day = should be interesting.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
has been caught violating parole again… may not be able to update Facebook status for a while
won $750,000 on a scratchcard last night, no more work for me!!!!
you can’t fool a fool!




unizebras!!!
if my house is clean, it means that Facebook is broken
One day my prince charming WILL come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
will not be responsible for her actions if she doesn’t get some chocolate soon.
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, “Don’t eat me.” Now there’s an empty plate and a note, Don’t tell me what to do.
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts… Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
keeps hearing that the right person will come along… I think mine got hit by a truck.

Facebook: A place where all of your past mistakes will eventually try to befriend you.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Constipated people just don’t give a crap.
There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cupids are gay and so are you!
One day my prince charming WILL come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Happy Singles Awareness Day!

–^v–^v–^v–^v-_____^v–^v–^v– For a second there, I was bored to death

► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.

Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

is Loading haters ████████████ 99%

Funny Sarcastic Excuses To Use On Facebook Comments & Wall Posts

Stuck for an excuse to get out of something that your friends asking you to do? Try using one of these funny sarcastic excuses on your facebook. Post them on a comment or on your friends walls. You’ll be sure to make your facebook friends laugh!

• really wish I could but, I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
• really wish I could but, I changed the lock on my door and now I can’t get out.
• really wish I could but, I have to floss my cat.
• really wish I could but, I want to spend more time with my blender.
• really wish I could but, I’m teaching my ferret to yodel.
• really wish I could but, I swallowed my gold crown this morning, and I have to wait here until it comes out the other end.
• really wish I could but, I have to stay home and wash my tongue.
• really wish I could but, I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
• really wish I could but, My patent is pending.
• really wish I could but, I’m worried about my vertical hold.
• really wish I could but, I have to fulfill my potential.
• really wish I could but, I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
• really wish I could but, I have to answer all of my “occupant” letters.
• really wish I could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
• really wish I could but, My yucca plant is feeling yucky.
• really wish I could but, I have to rotate my crops.

Funny & Witty April Fools Day Status Updates For Facebook

Post one of these funny status updates on your facebook page on April Fools Day and make your friends laugh! On April Fools day there will be loads of silly status ideas on facebook, lots of your fb friends will be trying to fool each other with fake status updates. If you want to post a more witty, clever and funny status, try one of these. Maybe you’ll get an idea for a funny status update from these ones.
April Fools Day: the one day where every girl is pregnant.
wants to remind everyone to poke holes in your cat before you put it in the microwave.
is quitting drinking today… April Fools!
is on watch for any high jinks, horseplay and/or shenanigans today. Don’t even think about it.
is not taking any “serious” Facebook status updates seriously today.
Facebook + April Fools Day = should be interesting.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
has been caught violating parole again… may not be able to update Facebook status for a while
won $750,000 on a scratchcard last night, no more work for me!!!!
you can’t fool a fool!

me and finny :)
You’re the hot to my chocolate, the grass to my ground, the cone to my ice cream. You’re the petal to my rose and most of all you’re the Best to my friend
I believe God has many angels, which is the kind that heaven sends … I am surrounded by angels but I call them friends.
Friends are those that will tolerate you when you’re throwing tantrums, cry when you cry, laugh when you laugh, and those that will never leave you no matter what.
A TRUE FRIEND IS: someone who cares about what you have to say, who worries about you when you’re away, who loves you for who you are and who will protect u at all costs.
We’re not really sisters, but we’re sisters of the heart, and nothing shall ever tear our friendship apart!
A true friend thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.
Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behind your back.



Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

okie done for tht now back to funny

How To Frape Your Facebook Friends – Best & Funniest Fraping Ideas

Fraping – The Act of hijacking one’s Facebook account without their consent and publishing outrageous things.

The Top 10 Ways To Frape:

1. Post a funny/embarrassing status.
2. Change the victim’s details including their name, date of birth, political views, marital status, sexual orientation, religious views, hometown and any other information you can edit.
3. ‘Like’ everything on their news feed including statuses, comments, pages and groups.
4. Write embarrassing comments on statuses on the news feed.
5. Chat to their friends using facebook chat, making sure you say weird and embarrassing things.
6. Write weird and embarrassing comments on the victim’s family’s pages.
7. Join lots of weird and funny groups.
8. Change your frape victim’s password.
9. Upload an outrageous photo for their display picture.
10. Add 100′s of people (works best if they’re from a different country)

No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk… I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?





okie i think im done for now
hehaha
 im in a horrible mood :(
stay weird yall
toodles?

quick blog, on foone, michael hates me yet he says he doesnt. i no he does. michake quit lieing! i no u hate me :(
Get It Right</3

id go back to december all the time

the title is like my life story song. it has everything to do with my like. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE _ _ _ _ _ _ _!!!!!!!!! well finn came ova yesternight and slept ova. we made crustation cookies and dressed up all weird. we were gonna go trick or treating but me dada wouldnt let us. we did a bunch of random chiz!!! ill upload pics...like...u no.....tht day. o and happy birthday alyssa!!! it was her bday friday but i wasnt at skool friday. so yeah. i smeel nice. alex and/or elizabeth.......... if u are reading this...............YALL BELONG TOGETHER :D alex, it is eather elizabeth or collen or nobody.... who will it be ?? and elizabeth............... say yes. dahdadada!!! i hate Qs. i also hate milkmen, berries, yellow apples, and shirts with big lite and dark blue stripes.... ewwww!!! well im bored so i gonna go. bubi!


o and ps! type in on google images zebra chiz!!! a pic from this site comes up!! omg gurl!! bye

unizebras!!!